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i choose violence sweatshirt

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Color : Bone
Size : S

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I Choose Violence Sweatshirt
i choose violence sweatshirt
Regular price $40
Regular price Sale price $40
Sale Sold out
Bone / S
Duck shirt, zero chill ✦ Quack first, ask later
A duck sweatshirt for lovable troublemakers: one ridiculously adorable duck with a wildly unexpected attitude. You could choose peace. But where’s the fun in that? This “I Choose Violence” design pairs one ridiculously adorable duck with a wildly unexpected attitude. It’s made for sarcastic souls, lovable troublemakers, and anyone whose personality falls somewhere between sweet as hell and might cause a scene.

Adorable on the outside. Choosing chaos on the inside.

More sarcastic t shirts and funny animal shirts this way.


A soft, cozy fleece sweatshirt with a substantial feel, made for cooler days and maximum comfort.

Materials
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem

Please note: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
Said with a straight face ✦ More sarcastic t-shirts
Designed in the USA
Designed
in the USA
Made to order with actual care.
Stay weird, be weird stamp
20+ Years of
Creative Mischief
Good design. Questionable sense of humor.
Worn By

The Bold and Unbothered

Artificial models. Authentic attitude.
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YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.

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