SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to enjoy ew, people
Your favorite design, beyond this tote.

Ew, People Classic Hoodie
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Ew, People Sweatshirt
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Ew, People Relaxed Crop Top
$30

Ew, People Tank Top
$29
FOR YOUR CAT-PERSON ERA
more cats. more attitude.
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PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
An ew people tote bag for the cat person who'd rather skip the small talk. My people? They’re cats. Why make small talk with humans when you could be surrounded by cats? This playful “Ew, People” cat tote bag is for the unapologetic cat person who would happily choose whiskers, purrs, and a little feline attitude over awkward conversations any day. Four cats. Zero people. Perfect company.
You’re a cat person. And honestly? We get it.
More funny cat shirts and sarcastic t shirts this way.
You’re a cat person. And honestly? We get it.
More funny cat shirts and sarcastic t shirts this way.
A roomy, durable organic cotton tote with a flat bottom and long straps, made for everything from everyday errands to weekend hauls.
Materials
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)
• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps
• Open main compartment, flat bottom
Please note: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Designed
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.

































































































