SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear i choose violence
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.

I Choose Violence Classic Hoodie
$48

I Choose Violence Sweatshirt
$40

I Choose Violence Tank Top
$29

I Choose Violence White Mug
$15
WEAR YOUR ATTITUDE
more snark. less small talk.
Let the joke say it for you.

Head in the Sand Club Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Bear with Me Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Ew, People Tote Bag
$40

Feral Raccoon White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
A duck shirt for lovable troublemakers: one ridiculously adorable duck with a wildly unexpected attitude. You could choose peace. But where’s the fun in that? This “I Choose Violence” design pairs one ridiculously adorable duck with a wildly unexpected attitude. It’s made for sarcastic souls, lovable troublemakers, and anyone whose personality falls somewhere between sweet as hell and might cause a scene.
Adorable on the outside. Choosing chaos on the inside.
More sarcastic t shirts and funny animal shirts this way.
Adorable on the outside. Choosing chaos on the inside.
More sarcastic t shirts and funny animal shirts this way.
A soft cotton crop with a relaxed fit and dropped shoulders for an easy, laid-back feel.
Materials
• 100% combed cotton
• Heather colors are 15% viscose and 85% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Cropped length
• Ribbed crew neck
• Dropped shoulders
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double-needle hems
• Preshrunk
Duck shirt, zero chill ✦ Quack first, ask later
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Designed
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Said with a straight face ✦ More sarcastic t-shirts
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.

































































































