SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to enjoy i choose violence
Your favorite design, beyond this mug.

I Choose Violence Classic Hoodie
$48

I Choose Violence Sweatshirt
$40

I Choose Violence Relaxed Crop Top
$30

I Choose Violence Tank Top
$29
WEAR YOUR ATTITUDE
more snark. less small talk.
Let the joke say it for you.

Head in the Sand Club Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Bear with Me Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Ew, People Tote Bag
$40

Feral Raccoon White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
A duck mug for lovable troublemakers: one ridiculously adorable duck with a wildly unexpected attitude. You could choose peace. But where’s the fun in that? This “I Choose Violence” design pairs one ridiculously adorable duck with a wildly unexpected attitude. It’s made for sarcastic souls, lovable troublemakers, and anyone whose personality falls somewhere between sweet as hell and might cause a scene.
Adorable on the outside. Choosing chaos on the inside.
More sarcastic t shirts and funny animal shirts this way.
Adorable on the outside. Choosing chaos on the inside.
More sarcastic t shirts and funny animal shirts this way.
A glossy ceramic mug with the design printed on both sides, available in three sizes for however much caffeine the day requires.
Materials
• Design printed on both sides of the mug
• Glossy Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Designed
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.

































































































