I Choose Violence Duck Hoodie

Duck shirt, zero chill ✦ Quack first, ask later

SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.

more ways to wear i choose violence

Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.

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I Choose Violence Classic Hoodie

$48

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$40

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$30

I Choose Violence Tank Top

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WEAR YOUR ATTITUDE

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Let the joke say it for you.

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Size	Length (inches)	Width (inches)	Sleeve length (inches)
S	27 ¾	38-41	22 ½
M	28 ¾	42-45	22 ½
L	29 ¾	46-49	24 ¼
XL	30 ¾	50-53	24 ¼
2XL	31 ¾	54-57	25 ½

The Design −

A duck hoodie for lovable troublemakers: one ridiculously adorable duck with a wildly unexpected attitude. You could choose peace. But where’s the fun in that? This “I Choose Violence” design pairs one ridiculously adorable duck with a wildly unexpected attitude. It’s made for sarcastic souls, lovable troublemakers, and anyone whose personality falls somewhere between sweet as hell and might cause a scene.

Adorable on the outside. Choosing chaos on the inside.

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The Fit +

A soft fleece hoodie with a relaxed unisex fit and dropped shoulders for an easy, laid-back feel.

Materials
• 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester fleece
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Dropped shoulders
• Lined pullover hood with no drawcord
• Kangaroo pocket in front
• Sleeve cuff ribbing

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