SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear i choose violence
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.
I Choose Violence Classic Hoodie
$48
I Choose Violence Sweatshirt
$40
I Choose Violence Relaxed Crop Top
$30
I Choose Violence Tank Top
$29
WEAR YOUR ATTITUDE
more snark. less small talk.
Let the joke say it for you.
Head in the Sand Club Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Bear with Me Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Ew, People Tote Bag
$40
Feral Raccoon White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
A duck shirt for lovable troublemakers: one ridiculously adorable duck with a wildly unexpected attitude. You could choose peace. But where’s the fun in that? This “I Choose Violence” design pairs one ridiculously adorable duck with a wildly unexpected attitude. It’s made for sarcastic souls, lovable troublemakers, and anyone whose personality falls somewhere between sweet as hell and might cause a scene.
Adorable on the outside. Choosing chaos on the inside.
More sarcastic t shirts and funny animal shirts this way.
Adorable on the outside. Choosing chaos on the inside.
More sarcastic t shirts and funny animal shirts this way.
A substantial organic cotton tee with a true oversized fit, dropped shoulders, and an easy, laid-back feel.
Materials
• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.9 oz./yd.² (200 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Set-in sleeves
• Dropped shoulders
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
The Bold and Unbothered
Artificial models. Authentic attitude.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.