SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to enjoy i choose violence
Your favorite design, beyond this notebook.

I Choose Violence Classic Hoodie
$48

I Choose Violence Sweatshirt
$40

I Choose Violence Relaxed Crop Top
$30

I Choose Violence Tank Top
$29
WEAR YOUR ATTITUDE
more snark. less small talk.
Let the joke say it for you.

Head in the Sand Club Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Bear with Me Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Ew, People Tote Bag
$40

Feral Raccoon White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
A duck notebook for lovable troublemakers: one ridiculously adorable duck with a wildly unexpected attitude. You could choose peace. But where’s the fun in that? This “I Choose Violence” design pairs one ridiculously adorable duck with a wildly unexpected attitude. It’s made for sarcastic souls, lovable troublemakers, and anyone whose personality falls somewhere between sweet as hell and might cause a scene.
Adorable on the outside. Choosing chaos on the inside.
More sarcastic t shirts and funny animal shirts this way.
Adorable on the outside. Choosing chaos on the inside.
More sarcastic t shirts and funny animal shirts this way.
A sturdy hardcover notebook with lined cream pages, a built-in bookmark, and plenty of room for notes, lists, ideas, and everything in between.
Materials:
• Cover material: UltraHyde hardcover paper
• Size: 5.5" × 8.5" (13.97 cm × 21.59 cm)
• Weight: 10.9 oz (309 g)
• 80 pages of lined, cream-colored paper
• Matching elastic closure and ribbon marker
• Expandable inner pocket
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Designed
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.

































































































