i choose violence classic hoodie

A duck hoodie for lovable troublemakers: one ridiculously adorable duck with a wildly unexpected attitude. You could choose peace. But where’s the fun in that? This “I Choose Violence” design pairs one ridiculously adorable duck with a wildly unexpected attitude. It’s made for sarcastic souls, lovable troublemakers, and anyone whose personality falls somewhere between sweet as hell and might cause a scene.

Adorable on the outside. Choosing chaos on the inside.

More sarcastic t shirts and funny animal shirts this way.

A soft, cozy hoodie with an easy everyday feel, complete with a roomy pouch pocket and classic pullover design.

Materials
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood

Please note: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.