emotionally unavailable, exception pending tank top

$29

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Color : Vintage Turquoise

Vintage Turquoise Heather White Premium Heather

Size : XS

XS S M L XL

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Size	Length (inches)	Width (inches)
XS	26 ⅛	15 ¼
S	26 ¾	16 ¼
M	27 ⅜	17 ¼
L	28	18 ¼
XL	28 ⅝	19 ¼

The Design −

The policy is firm. The paperwork is negotiable.

“Emotionally Unavailable, Exception Pending” delivers its romantic disclaimer in bold, straightforward lettering, with one small loophole underneath. For guarded hearts, selective softies and anyone surprised to find a particular person slipping through the screening process.

Applications are technically open. Please allow an unreasonable amount of time for processing.

The Fit +

A soft, lightweight tank with an easy feel and raw-edge details for a relaxed, lived-in look.

Materials
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Fabric is laundered to reduce shrinkage
• Raw edge seams