SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear emotionally unavailable, exception pending
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.

Emotionally Unavailable, Exception Pending Classic Hoodie
$48

Emotionally Unavailable, Exception Pending Sweatshirt
$40

Emotionally Unavailable, Exception Pending White Mug
$15

Emotionally Unavailable, Exception Pending Everyday T‑Shirt
$24
WEAR YOUR ATTITUDE
more snark. less small talk.
Let the joke say it for you.

Sweet Talk? Hard Pass. Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Love Language: Leaving Early Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Feelings, By Appointment Tote Bag
$40

Unfortunately, Smitten White Mug
$15
“Emotionally Unavailable, Exception Pending” delivers its romantic disclaimer in bold, straightforward lettering, with one small loophole underneath. For guarded hearts, selective softies and anyone surprised to find a particular person slipping through the screening process.
Applications are technically open. Please allow an unreasonable amount of time for processing.
A cotton crop top with a boxy fit, oversized sleeves, and a soft garment-dyed finish for an effortlessly lived-in look.
Materials
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz./yd.² (220 g/m²)
• Cropped, boxy fit
• Oversized sleeves
• Side-seamed construction
• Double-needle cover-stitched seams
• Soft garment-dyed finish with subtle color variation
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.


















