SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear cereal killer
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.
Cereal Killer Classic Hoodie
$48
Cereal Killer Sweatshirt
$40
Cereal Killer Relaxed Crop Top
$30
Cereal Killer Tank Top
$29
GROANS ENCOURAGED
more puns. zero apologies.
Good jokes, questionable wordplay.
Be Otterly Kind Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Bear with Me Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Bone to Be Wild Tote Bag
$40
Boo Berry White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
A cereal killer shirt: a retro cereal bowl and a very bad pun for anyone who takes breakfast seriously. Some people skip breakfast. You absolutely destroy it. A retro cereal bowl and a very bad pun. “Cereal Killer” is for anyone who takes breakfast seriously and jokes considerably less so.
Pour. Crunch. Repeat.
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Pour. Crunch. Repeat.
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A soft, smooth cotton t-shirt with an easy fit and a little more substance than our lighter styles.
Materials
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• All Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
Please note: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
Milk before cereal? ✦ Now that’s a crime
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YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.