SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear cereal killer
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.
Cereal Killer Classic Hoodie
$48
Cereal Killer Sweatshirt
$40
Cereal Killer Relaxed Crop Top
$30
Cereal Killer Tank Top
$29
GROANS ENCOURAGED
more puns. zero apologies.
Good jokes, questionable wordplay.
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PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
A cereal killer shirt: a retro cereal bowl and a very bad pun for anyone who takes breakfast seriously. Some people skip breakfast. You absolutely destroy it. A retro cereal bowl and a very bad pun. “Cereal Killer” is for anyone who takes breakfast seriously and jokes considerably less so.
Pour. Crunch. Repeat.
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Pour. Crunch. Repeat.
More pun shirts this way.
A substantial organic cotton tee with a true oversized fit, dropped shoulders, and an easy, laid-back feel.
Materials
• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.9 oz./yd.² (200 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Set-in sleeves
• Dropped shoulders
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
Milk before cereal? ✦ Now that’s a crime
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
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YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.