SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear cereal killer
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.
Cereal Killer Classic Hoodie
$48
Cereal Killer Sweatshirt
$40
Cereal Killer Relaxed Crop Top
$30
Cereal Killer Tank Top
$29
GROANS ENCOURAGED
more puns. zero apologies.
Good jokes, questionable wordplay.
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PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
A cereal killer shirt: a retro cereal bowl and a very bad pun for anyone who takes breakfast seriously. Some people skip breakfast. You absolutely destroy it. A retro cereal bowl and a very bad pun. “Cereal Killer” is for anyone who takes breakfast seriously and jokes considerably less so.
Pour. Crunch. Repeat.
More pun shirts this way.
Pour. Crunch. Repeat.
More pun shirts this way.
A soft, everyday cotton t-shirt with a comfortable feel and easy, modern fit.
Materials
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Please note: This lightweight fabric may be slightly sheer, particularly in lighter colors or certain lighting.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
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Artificial models. Authentic attitude.
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YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.