SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear cereal killer
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.

Cereal Killer Classic Hoodie
$48

Cereal Killer Sweatshirt
$40

Cereal Killer Tank Top
$29

Cereal Killer White Mug
$15
GROANS ENCOURAGED
more puns. zero apologies.
Good jokes, questionable wordplay.

Be Otterly Kind Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Bear with Me Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Bone to Be Wild Tote Bag
$40

Boo Berry White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
A cereal killer shirt: a retro cereal bowl and a very bad pun for anyone who takes breakfast seriously. Some people skip breakfast. You absolutely destroy it. A retro cereal bowl and a very bad pun. “Cereal Killer” is for anyone who takes breakfast seriously and jokes considerably less so.
Pour. Crunch. Repeat.
More pun shirts this way.
Pour. Crunch. Repeat.
More pun shirts this way.
A soft cotton crop with a relaxed fit and dropped shoulders for an easy, laid-back feel.
Materials
• 100% combed cotton
• Heather colors are 15% viscose and 85% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Cropped length
• Ribbed crew neck
• Dropped shoulders
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double-needle hems
• Preshrunk
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Designed
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.

































































































