Milk before cereal? ✦ Now that’s a crime
SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear cereal killer
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.
Cereal Killer Classic Hoodie
$48
Cereal Killer Sweatshirt
$40
Cereal Killer Relaxed Crop Top
$30
Cereal Killer Tank Top
$29
GROANS ENCOURAGED
more puns. zero apologies.
Good jokes, questionable wordplay.
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A cereal killer shirt: a retro cereal bowl and a very bad pun for anyone who takes breakfast seriously. Some people skip breakfast. You absolutely destroy it. A retro cereal bowl and a very bad pun. “Cereal Killer” is for anyone who takes breakfast seriously and jokes considerably less so.
Pour. Crunch. Repeat.
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Pour. Crunch. Repeat.
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Our lightest t-shirt, with a soft, easy drape and lived-in feel.
Material
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
Please note: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
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A LITTLE CHAOS.
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