I’m a little penguin ✦ Tip me over, pour me stout
SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear short and stout
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.
Short and Stout Classic Hoodie
$48
Short and Stout Sweatshirt
$40
Short and Stout White Mug
$15
Short and Stout Everyday T‑Shirt
$24
YOUR HOBBY. YOUR HUMOR.
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For the things you love a little too much.
Emotional Support Beer Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Frank & Stein (Cartoon) Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Growler Tote Bag
$40
IPA Lot When I Drink White Mug
$15
Small stature. Considerable presence.
“Short and Stout” pairs a cheerful penguin in a red scarf with a dark pint and a very fitting introduction. Warm lettering and the little bird’s round silhouette make the wordplay feel right at home. For stout enthusiasts, penguin people and anyone who has heard quite enough comments about their height.
Standing tall. Relatively speaking.
“Short and Stout” pairs a cheerful penguin in a red scarf with a dark pint and a very fitting introduction. Warm lettering and the little bird’s round silhouette make the wordplay feel right at home. For stout enthusiasts, penguin people and anyone who has heard quite enough comments about their height.
Standing tall. Relatively speaking.
Our lightest t-shirt, with a soft, easy drape and lived-in feel.
Material
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
Please note: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
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