SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear short and stout
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.
Short and Stout Classic Hoodie
$48
Short and Stout Sweatshirt
$40
Short and Stout White Mug
$15
Short and Stout Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
YOUR HOBBY. YOUR HUMOR.
more hobbies. more personality.
For the things you love a little too much.
Retired Beer Pong Champion Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Sláinte (Engraved) Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Tequila Mockingbird (Engraved) Tote Bag
$40
Will Run for Beer White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
Small stature. Considerable presence.
“Short and Stout” pairs a cheerful penguin in a red scarf with a dark pint and a very fitting introduction. Warm lettering and the little bird’s round silhouette make the wordplay feel right at home. For stout enthusiasts, penguin people and anyone who has heard quite enough comments about their height.
Standing tall. Relatively speaking.
“Short and Stout” pairs a cheerful penguin in a red scarf with a dark pint and a very fitting introduction. Warm lettering and the little bird’s round silhouette make the wordplay feel right at home. For stout enthusiasts, penguin people and anyone who has heard quite enough comments about their height.
Standing tall. Relatively speaking.
A soft, everyday cotton t-shirt with a comfortable feel and easy, modern fit.
Materials
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Please note: This lightweight fabric may be slightly sheer, particularly in lighter colors or certain lighting.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
The Bold and Unbothered
Artificial models. Authentic attitude.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.