SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear short and stout
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.
Short and Stout Classic Hoodie
$48
Short and Stout Sweatshirt
$40
Short and Stout White Mug
$15
Short and Stout Everyday T‑Shirt
$24
YOUR HOBBY. YOUR HUMOR.
more hobbies. more personality.
For the things you love a little too much.
It's Drafty in Here Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
It's the Yeast I Could Do Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Keg Day Tote Bag
$40
Lager Than Life White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
Small stature. Considerable presence.
“Short and Stout” pairs a cheerful penguin in a red scarf with a dark pint and a very fitting introduction. Warm lettering and the little bird’s round silhouette make the wordplay feel right at home. For stout enthusiasts, penguin people and anyone who has heard quite enough comments about their height.
Standing tall. Relatively speaking.
“Short and Stout” pairs a cheerful penguin in a red scarf with a dark pint and a very fitting introduction. Warm lettering and the little bird’s round silhouette make the wordplay feel right at home. For stout enthusiasts, penguin people and anyone who has heard quite enough comments about their height.
Standing tall. Relatively speaking.
A substantial organic cotton tee with a true oversized fit, dropped shoulders, and an easy, laid-back feel.
Materials
• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.9 oz./yd.² (200 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Set-in sleeves
• Dropped shoulders
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
The Bold and Unbothered
Artificial models. Authentic attitude.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.