SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear short and stout
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.
Short and Stout Classic Hoodie
$48
Short and Stout Sweatshirt
$40
Short and Stout White Mug
$15
Short and Stout Everyday T‑Shirt
$24
YOUR HOBBY. YOUR HUMOR.
more hobbies. more personality.
For the things you love a little too much.
Tequila Mockingbird (Floral) Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Will Run for Beer Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Working on My Six‑Pack Tote Bag
$40
An Otter One, Please White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
Small stature. Considerable presence.
“Short and Stout” pairs a cheerful penguin in a red scarf with a dark pint and a very fitting introduction. Warm lettering and the little bird’s round silhouette make the wordplay feel right at home. For stout enthusiasts, penguin people and anyone who has heard quite enough comments about their height.
Standing tall. Relatively speaking.
“Short and Stout” pairs a cheerful penguin in a red scarf with a dark pint and a very fitting introduction. Warm lettering and the little bird’s round silhouette make the wordplay feel right at home. For stout enthusiasts, penguin people and anyone who has heard quite enough comments about their height.
Standing tall. Relatively speaking.
A soft, smooth cotton t-shirt with an easy fit and a little more substance than our lighter styles.
Materials
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• All Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
Please note: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
The Bold and Unbothered
Artificial models. Authentic attitude.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.