SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear shell shocked
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.
Shell Shocked Classic Hoodie
$48
Shell Shocked Sweatshirt
$40
Shell Shocked White Mug
$15
Shell Shocked Everyday T‑Shirt
$24
GROANS ENCOURAGED
more puns. zero apologies.
Good jokes, questionable wordplay.
Haulin' Eggs (Dump Truck) Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
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$32
Hard Boiled Tote Bag
$40
Bone to Be Wild Youth T‑Shirt
$25
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
Nobody told the eggs how this ends.
“Shell Shocked” gives a pastel Easter egg wide eyes and a crack right down the top. It has the exact expression you’d expect from an egg that just got tapped against the kitchen counter.
Suddenly, the hiding part makes sense.
“Shell Shocked” gives a pastel Easter egg wide eyes and a crack right down the top. It has the exact expression you’d expect from an egg that just got tapped against the kitchen counter.
Suddenly, the hiding part makes sense.
A substantial organic cotton tee with a true oversized fit, dropped shoulders, and an easy, laid-back feel.
Materials
• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.9 oz./yd.² (200 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Set-in sleeves
• Dropped shoulders
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
The Bold and Unbothered
Artificial models. Authentic attitude.
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YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.