hard boiled tote bag
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This egg’s seen things.
“Hard Boiled” puts a stern egg in a trench coat and fedora, like a detective who just got called to the scene of a missing chocolate bunny. The retro illustration is for mystery lovers, pun people, and anyone who takes Easter just seriously enough to give an egg a backstory.
The case is still cracking.
“Hard Boiled” puts a stern egg in a trench coat and fedora, like a detective who just got called to the scene of a missing chocolate bunny. The retro illustration is for mystery lovers, pun people, and anyone who takes Easter just seriously enough to give an egg a backstory.
The case is still cracking.
A roomy, durable organic cotton tote with a flat bottom and long straps, made for everything from everyday errands to weekend hauls.
Materials
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)
• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps
• Open main compartment, flat bottom
Please note: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.
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