SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear hard boiled
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.
Hard Boiled Classic Hoodie
$48
Hard Boiled Sweatshirt
$40
Hard Boiled White Mug
$15
Hard Boiled Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
GROANS ENCOURAGED
more puns. zero apologies.
Good jokes, questionable wordplay.
Carrot Cake Is a Vegetable Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Haulin' Eggs (Dump Truck) Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Shell Shocked Tote Bag
$40
Bone to Be Wild Youth T‑Shirt
$25
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
This egg’s seen things.
“Hard Boiled” puts a stern egg in a trench coat and fedora, like a detective who just got called to the scene of a missing chocolate bunny. The retro illustration is for mystery lovers, pun people, and anyone who takes Easter just seriously enough to give an egg a backstory.
The case is still cracking.
“Hard Boiled” puts a stern egg in a trench coat and fedora, like a detective who just got called to the scene of a missing chocolate bunny. The retro illustration is for mystery lovers, pun people, and anyone who takes Easter just seriously enough to give an egg a backstory.
The case is still cracking.
A soft, everyday cotton t-shirt with a comfortable feel and easy, modern fit.
Materials
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Please note: This lightweight fabric may be slightly sheer, particularly in lighter colors or certain lighting.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
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YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.