Just the eggs, ma’am ✦ Case of the missing Peeps
SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear hard boiled
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.

Hard Boiled Classic Hoodie
$48

Hard Boiled White Mug
$15

Hard Boiled Everyday T‑Shirt
$24

Hard Boiled Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
GROANS ENCOURAGED
more puns. zero apologies.
Good jokes, questionable wordplay.

Carrot Cake Is a Vegetable Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Haulin' Eggs (Dump Truck) Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Shell Shocked Tote Bag
$40

Bone to Be Wild Youth T‑Shirt
$25
This egg’s seen things.
“Hard Boiled” puts a stern egg in a trench coat and fedora, like a detective who just got called to the scene of a missing chocolate bunny. The retro illustration is for mystery lovers, pun people, and anyone who takes Easter just seriously enough to give an egg a backstory.
The case is still cracking.
“Hard Boiled” puts a stern egg in a trench coat and fedora, like a detective who just got called to the scene of a missing chocolate bunny. The retro illustration is for mystery lovers, pun people, and anyone who takes Easter just seriously enough to give an egg a backstory.
The case is still cracking.
A soft, cozy fleece sweatshirt with a substantial feel, made for cooler days and maximum comfort.
Materials
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
Please note: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
Some bunny's gotta wear it ✦ Shop all our Easter shirts
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Designed
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Normal is overrated ✦ Weird is in stock
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.











