SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear shell shocked
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.
Shell Shocked Classic Hoodie
$48
Shell Shocked Sweatshirt
$40
Shell Shocked White Mug
$15
Shell Shocked Everyday T‑Shirt
$24
GROANS ENCOURAGED
more puns. zero apologies.
Good jokes, questionable wordplay.
Haulin' Eggs (Dump Truck) Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Carrot Cake Is a Vegetable Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Hard Boiled Tote Bag
$40
Bone to Be Wild Youth T‑Shirt
$25
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
Nobody told the eggs how this ends.
“Shell Shocked” gives a pastel Easter egg wide eyes and a crack right down the top. It has the exact expression you’d expect from an egg that just got tapped against the kitchen counter.
Suddenly, the hiding part makes sense.
“Shell Shocked” gives a pastel Easter egg wide eyes and a crack right down the top. It has the exact expression you’d expect from an egg that just got tapped against the kitchen counter.
Suddenly, the hiding part makes sense.
Our lightest t-shirt, with a soft, easy drape and lived-in feel.
Material
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
Please note: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
The Bold and Unbothered
Artificial models. Authentic attitude.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.