SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear retired egg hunter
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.

Retired Egg Hunter (Typewriter) Relaxed Crop Top
$30

Retired Egg Hunter (Character) Classic Hoodie
$48

Retired Egg Hunter (Character) Sweatshirt
$40

Retired Egg Hunter (Character) White Mug
$15
WEAR YOUR ATTITUDE
more snark. less small talk.
Let the joke say it for you.

Hopping Mad Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

No Bunny Cares (Chill) Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Eggsistential Crisis Tote Bag
$40

Moister Than an Oyster Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
I used to take the egg hunt very seriously.
“Retired Egg Hunter” comes in a typewriter-style design and a retro version with a sunglasses-wearing bunny running with a basket. Pick the quiet announcement or the visual evidence of your glory days. Either way, the egg hunt is officially someone else’s problem.
I still know where the good ones are.
“Retired Egg Hunter” comes in a typewriter-style design and a retro version with a sunglasses-wearing bunny running with a basket. Pick the quiet announcement or the visual evidence of your glory days. Either way, the egg hunt is officially someone else’s problem.
I still know where the good ones are.
A soft cotton crop with a relaxed fit and dropped shoulders for an easy, laid-back feel.
Materials
• 100% combed cotton
• Heather colors are 15% viscose and 85% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Cropped length
• Ribbed crew neck
• Dropped shoulders
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double-needle hems
• Preshrunk
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Designed
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.

































































































