SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear retired egg hunter
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.

Retired Egg Hunter (Typewriter) Classic Hoodie
$48

Retired Egg Hunter (Character) Sweatshirt
$40

Retired Egg Hunter (Character) White Mug
$15

Retired Egg Hunter (Character) Everyday T‑Shirt
$24
WEAR YOUR ATTITUDE
more snark. less small talk.
Let the joke say it for you.

Hopping Mad Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

No Bunny Cares (Chill) Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Eggsistential Crisis Tote Bag
$40

Moister Than an Oyster Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
I used to take the egg hunt very seriously.
“Retired Egg Hunter” comes in a typewriter-style design and a retro version with a sunglasses-wearing bunny running with a basket. Pick the quiet announcement or the visual evidence of your glory days. Either way, the egg hunt is officially someone else’s problem.
I still know where the good ones are.
“Retired Egg Hunter” comes in a typewriter-style design and a retro version with a sunglasses-wearing bunny running with a basket. Pick the quiet announcement or the visual evidence of your glory days. Either way, the egg hunt is officially someone else’s problem.
I still know where the good ones are.
A soft, cozy hoodie with an easy everyday feel, complete with a roomy pouch pocket and classic pullover design.
Materials
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
Please note: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Designed
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.

































































































