eggsistential crisis tote bag
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PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
Which came first, the egg or the overthinking?
“Eggsistential Crisis” catches a cracked egg sitting on a rock in sneakers, staring into the middle distance. It’s for the Easter guest who came for the chocolate and somehow ended up wondering what they’re doing with their life.
Let’s circle back after a snack.
“Eggsistential Crisis” catches a cracked egg sitting on a rock in sneakers, staring into the middle distance. It’s for the Easter guest who came for the chocolate and somehow ended up wondering what they’re doing with their life.
Let’s circle back after a snack.
A roomy, durable organic cotton tote with a flat bottom and long straps, made for everything from everyday errands to weekend hauls.
Materials
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)
• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps
• Open main compartment, flat bottom
Please note: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
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