SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to enjoy eggsistential crisis
Your favorite design, beyond this mug.

Eggsistential Crisis Classic Hoodie
$48

Eggsistential Crisis Sweatshirt
$40

Eggsistential Crisis Everyday T‑Shirt
$24

Eggsistential Crisis Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
WEAR YOUR ATTITUDE
more snark. less small talk.
Let the joke say it for you.

No Bunny Cares (Chill) Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Retired Egg Hunter (Character) Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Hopping Mad Tote Bag
$40

Moister Than an Oyster Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
Which came first, the egg or the overthinking?
“Eggsistential Crisis” catches a cracked egg sitting on a rock in sneakers, staring into the middle distance. It’s for the Easter guest who came for the chocolate and somehow ended up wondering what they’re doing with their life.
Let’s circle back after a snack.
“Eggsistential Crisis” catches a cracked egg sitting on a rock in sneakers, staring into the middle distance. It’s for the Easter guest who came for the chocolate and somehow ended up wondering what they’re doing with their life.
Let’s circle back after a snack.
A glossy ceramic mug with the design printed on both sides, available in three sizes for however much caffeine the day requires.
Materials
• Design printed on both sides of the mug
• Glossy Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Designed
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.

































































































