eggsistential crisis sweatshirt
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PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
Which came first, the egg or the overthinking?
“Eggsistential Crisis” catches a cracked egg sitting on a rock in sneakers, staring into the middle distance. It’s for the Easter guest who came for the chocolate and somehow ended up wondering what they’re doing with their life.
Let’s circle back after a snack.
“Eggsistential Crisis” catches a cracked egg sitting on a rock in sneakers, staring into the middle distance. It’s for the Easter guest who came for the chocolate and somehow ended up wondering what they’re doing with their life.
Let’s circle back after a snack.
A soft, cozy fleece sweatshirt with a substantial feel, made for cooler days and maximum comfort.
Materials
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
Please note: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
The Bold and Unbothered
Artificial models. Authentic attitude.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.