Pardon pending ✦ Side-eye fully approved
SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear not today pilgrim
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.
Not Today Pilgrim Classic Hoodie
$48
Not Today Pilgrim Sweatshirt
$40
Not Today Pilgrim White Mug
$15
Not Today Pilgrim Everyday T‑Shirt
$24
THE WHOLE TABLE IS HERE
more turkeys. more trouble.
The rest of the Thanksgiving crew, ready for dinner.
Mother Clucker It's Thanksgiving Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Pass the Gravy Not the Drama Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Resting Baste Face Tote Bag
$40
Talk Turkey to Me White Mug
$15
The turkey would like a word. That word is no.
“Not Today Pilgrim” features an unimpressed black turkey serving side-eye instead of dinner. A Not Today Pilgrim shirt for Thanksgiving wisecrackers, professional side-eyers, and anyone who appreciates a bird with boundaries.
Thanks, but no thanks.
“Not Today Pilgrim” features an unimpressed black turkey serving side-eye instead of dinner. A Not Today Pilgrim shirt for Thanksgiving wisecrackers, professional side-eyers, and anyone who appreciates a bird with boundaries.
Thanks, but no thanks.
Our lightest t-shirt, with a soft, easy drape and lived-in feel.
Material
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
Please note: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
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A LITTLE CHAOS.
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Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.