SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to enjoy not today pilgrim
Your favorite design, beyond this mug.

Not Today Pilgrim Classic Hoodie
$48

Not Today Pilgrim Sweatshirt
$40

Not Today Pilgrim Youth T‑Shirt
$25

Not Today Pilgrim Everyday T‑Shirt
$24
THE WHOLE TABLE IS HERE
more turkeys. more trouble.
The rest of the Thanksgiving crew, ready for dinner.

Bad Day to Be a Turkey Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Certified Gravy Goblin Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Get Basted Tote Bag
$40

Give Thanks to Me White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
The turkey would like a word. That word is no.
“Not Today Pilgrim” features an unimpressed black turkey serving side-eye instead of dinner. A Not Today Pilgrim mug for Thanksgiving wisecrackers, professional side-eyers, and anyone who appreciates a bird with boundaries.
Thanks, but no thanks.
“Not Today Pilgrim” features an unimpressed black turkey serving side-eye instead of dinner. A Not Today Pilgrim mug for Thanksgiving wisecrackers, professional side-eyers, and anyone who appreciates a bird with boundaries.
Thanks, but no thanks.
A glossy ceramic mug with the design printed on both sides, available in three sizes for however much caffeine the day requires.
Materials
• Design printed on both sides of the mug
• Glossy Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Printed & Shipped
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.


















