SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear not today pilgrim
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.
Not Today Pilgrim Classic Hoodie
$48
Not Today Pilgrim Sweatshirt
$40
Not Today Pilgrim Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Not Today Pilgrim White Mug
$15
THE WHOLE TABLE IS HERE
more turkeys. more trouble.
The rest of the Thanksgiving crew, ready for dinner.
It Ain't Gonna Stuff Itself Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
It's Giving Thanks Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Mother Clucker It's Thanksgiving Tote Bag
$40
Pass the Gravy Not the Drama White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
The turkey would like a word. That word is no.
“Not Today Pilgrim” features an unimpressed black turkey serving side-eye instead of dinner. A Not Today Pilgrim shirt for Thanksgiving wisecrackers, professional side-eyers, and anyone who appreciates a bird with boundaries.
Thanks, but no thanks.
“Not Today Pilgrim” features an unimpressed black turkey serving side-eye instead of dinner. A Not Today Pilgrim shirt for Thanksgiving wisecrackers, professional side-eyers, and anyone who appreciates a bird with boundaries.
Thanks, but no thanks.
A soft, everyday cotton t-shirt with a comfortable feel and easy, modern fit.
Materials
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Please note: This lightweight fabric may be slightly sheer, particularly in lighter colors or certain lighting.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
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YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.