hard boiled tank top
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PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
This egg’s seen things.
“Hard Boiled” puts a stern egg in a trench coat and fedora, like a detective who just got called to the scene of a missing chocolate bunny. The retro illustration is for mystery lovers, pun people, and anyone who takes Easter just seriously enough to give an egg a backstory.
The case is still cracking.
“Hard Boiled” puts a stern egg in a trench coat and fedora, like a detective who just got called to the scene of a missing chocolate bunny. The retro illustration is for mystery lovers, pun people, and anyone who takes Easter just seriously enough to give an egg a backstory.
The case is still cracking.
A soft, lightweight tank with an easy feel and raw-edge details for a relaxed, lived-in look.
Materials
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Fabric is laundered to reduce shrinkage
• Raw edge seams
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
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