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Eggsistential Crisis Classic Hoodie
$48

Eggsistential Crisis Sweatshirt
$40

Eggsistential Crisis White Mug
$15

Eggsistential Crisis Everyday T‑Shirt
$24
WEAR YOUR ATTITUDE
more snark. less small talk.
Let the joke say it for you.

No Bunny Cares (Chill) Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Retired Egg Hunter (Character) Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Hopping Mad Tote Bag
$40

Moister Than an Oyster Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
Which came first, the egg or the overthinking?
“Eggsistential Crisis” catches a cracked egg sitting on a rock in sneakers, staring into the middle distance. It’s for the Easter guest who came for the chocolate and somehow ended up wondering what they’re doing with their life.
Let’s circle back after a snack.
“Eggsistential Crisis” catches a cracked egg sitting on a rock in sneakers, staring into the middle distance. It’s for the Easter guest who came for the chocolate and somehow ended up wondering what they’re doing with their life.
Let’s circle back after a snack.
A sturdy hardcover notebook with lined cream pages, a built-in bookmark, and plenty of room for notes, lists, ideas, and everything in between.
Materials:
• Cover material: UltraHyde hardcover paper
• Size: 5.5" × 8.5" (13.97 cm × 21.59 cm)
• Weight: 10.9 oz (309 g)
• 80 pages of lined, cream-colored paper
• Matching elastic closure and ribbon marker
• Expandable inner pocket
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Designed
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.

































































































