sarcastic tote bags
Sarcastic tote bags for carrying groceries and a strong opinion.
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Moister Than an Oyster
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Medusa
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Never Spilled Once
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Mediocre Running Club
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Ya'll Ready for My Birthday
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Head in the Sand Club
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Bad Luck
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Everything Hurts
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Not Today, Santa
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Dumbbells Over Dumb People
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Diddly Squat
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Dam It Beaver
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Cycopath
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I'm Only Jolly on December 25th
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Limited Emotional Availability
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Cutting You Off
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I Pinch Back
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Burpees: Would Not Recommend
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No Bunny Cares (Flopped)
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Jolly AF
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Love 'Em and Leave 'Em
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Permanently Out of Office
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Emotionally Unavailable, Exception Pending
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Regifted
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Feelings, By Appointment
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Trashed, But Classy
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Bear with Me
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Ew, Feelings
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Personal Space
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Tender but Armed
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Resting Baste Face
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Fond of You
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Retired Beer Pong Champion
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Pass the Gravy Not the Drama
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Heavy bag ✦ Heavier sighs
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.