not today, santa tote bag
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SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
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EIGHT NIGHTS OF ATTITUDE
more latkes. more light.
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PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
Wrong house, big guy.
“Not Today, Santa” features Santa waiting at the front door while a lit menorah glows inside. For Hanukkah households, latke-scented living rooms, and anyone who has had to explain that Santa has the wrong address.
We're good. We have eight nights.
“Not Today, Santa” features Santa waiting at the front door while a lit menorah glows inside. For Hanukkah households, latke-scented living rooms, and anyone who has had to explain that Santa has the wrong address.
We're good. We have eight nights.
A roomy, durable organic cotton tote with a flat bottom and long straps, made for everything from everyday errands to weekend hauls.
Materials
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)
• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps
• Open main compartment, flat bottom
Please note: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
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