SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear not today, santa
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.

Not Today, Santa Classic Hoodie
$48

Not Today, Santa Sweatshirt
$40

Not Today, Santa White Mug
$15

Not Today, Santa Everyday T‑Shirt
$24
EIGHT NIGHTS OF ATTITUDE
more latkes. more light.
The rest of the Hanukkah crew, ready for the party.

Mazel Tough Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Menorasaurus Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

My Menorah Brings All the Lights to the Yard Tote Bag
$40

Oy to the World White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
Wrong house, big guy.
“Not Today, Santa” features Santa waiting at the front door while a lit menorah glows inside. For Hanukkah households, latke-scented living rooms, and anyone who has had to explain that Santa has the wrong address.
We're good. We have eight nights.
“Not Today, Santa” features Santa waiting at the front door while a lit menorah glows inside. For Hanukkah households, latke-scented living rooms, and anyone who has had to explain that Santa has the wrong address.
We're good. We have eight nights.
Our lightest t-shirt, with a soft, easy drape and lived-in feel.
Material
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
Please note: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Printed & Shipped
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.


















