SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear not today, santa
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.
Not Today, Santa Classic Hoodie
$48
Not Today, Santa Sweatshirt
$40
Not Today, Santa Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Not Today, Santa White Mug
$15
EIGHT NIGHTS OF ATTITUDE
more latkes. more light.
The rest of the Hanukkah crew, ready for the party.
Light 'Em If You Got 'Em Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Mazel Tough Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Menorasaurus Tote Bag
$40
My Menorah Brings All the Lights to the Yard White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
Wrong house, big guy.
“Not Today, Santa” features Santa waiting at the front door while a lit menorah glows inside. For Hanukkah households, latke-scented living rooms, and anyone who has had to explain that Santa has the wrong address.
We're good. We have eight nights.
“Not Today, Santa” features Santa waiting at the front door while a lit menorah glows inside. For Hanukkah households, latke-scented living rooms, and anyone who has had to explain that Santa has the wrong address.
We're good. We have eight nights.
A soft, smooth cotton t-shirt with an easy fit and a little more substance than our lighter styles.
Materials
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• All Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
Please note: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
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