SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear not today, santa
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.

Not Today, Santa Classic Hoodie
$48

Not Today, Santa Sweatshirt
$40

Not Today, Santa Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Not Today, Santa White Mug
$15
EIGHT NIGHTS OF ATTITUDE
more latkes. more light.
The rest of the Hanukkah crew, ready for the party.

Let's Get Lit (Menorah) Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Light 'Em If You Got 'Em Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Mazel Tough Tote Bag
$40

Menorasaurus White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
Wrong house, big guy.
“Not Today, Santa” features Santa waiting at the front door while a lit menorah glows inside. For Hanukkah households, latke-scented living rooms, and anyone who has had to explain that Santa has the wrong address.
We're good. We have eight nights.
“Not Today, Santa” features Santa waiting at the front door while a lit menorah glows inside. For Hanukkah households, latke-scented living rooms, and anyone who has had to explain that Santa has the wrong address.
We're good. We have eight nights.
A soft, everyday cotton t-shirt with a comfortable feel and easy, modern fit.
Materials
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Please note: This lightweight fabric may be slightly sheer, particularly in lighter colors or certain lighting.
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Printed & Shipped
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.


















