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diddly squat tote bag

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diddly squat tote bag
Regular price $40
Regular price Sale price $40
Sale Sold out
Doing absolutely nothing has never looked so productive.

“Diddly Squat” celebrates the fine art of accomplishing very little and being completely at peace with it. For procrastinators, professional loungers, and anyone with a suspiciously empty to-do list.

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A roomy, durable organic cotton tote with a flat bottom and long straps, made for everything from everyday errands to weekend hauls.

Materials
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)
• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps
• Open main compartment, flat bottom

Please note: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.
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Printed and shipped in the USA
Printed & Shipped
in the USA
Made to order with actual care.
Designing since 2005
Designing
Since 2005
A little weird for more than two decades.
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