funny kids shirts

Little clothes. Big personalities. Funny kids shirts and toddler tees
for kids who already have their own way of doing things.

Small weirdos. Big personalities.

Funny kids shirts for every age

Our funny kids shirts come in youth sizes S to XL, toddler sizes 2T to 5T and baby onesies from 3 to 18 months, all $25. There are more than 140 all-ages designs, from raccoons and cats with opinions to puns a grown-up will groan at, and each one is designed in the USA and printed when you order it. Start with:

Trash TalkerChonk CatBe Otterly KindMeowdy

A little humor goes a long way

Funny shirts for boys and girls

Youth tees run S to XL for the kid who already has a bit, whether it's owls, otters or a dragon who would rather stay in bed: “I'm a Hoot”, “Do Unto Otters”, “Dragon Myself Out of Bed” and “Jimothy: Stay Weird” work for any kid, and none of the jokes are pink-or-blue. These funny youth shirts are soft, pre-shrunk cotton with a relaxed unisex fit, and the lighter colors run a little sheer.

I'm a HootDo Unto OttersDragon Myself Out of BedJimothy: Stay Weird
Smiling boy in the yellow I'm a Hoot kids t-shirt

Tiny tees, full personality

Funny toddler shirts in 2T to 5T

Toddler tees come in 2T, 3T, 4T and 5T, in soft, lightweight cotton with a relaxed fit for climbing, spilling and skipping naps. Little ones go full “FERAL” before nap time and full “Snaxalotl” after it, and “Low Speed High Vibes” suits the slowest walker in the house. Shop all funny toddler shirts.

FERALSnaxalotlLow Speed High Vibesfunny toddler shirts
Two laughing toddlers holding hands in blue and pink Snaxalotl toddler t-shirts

Tiny humans ✦ Huge opinions

The tiniest weirdos

Funny baby onesies,
3 to 18 months

Every onesie comes in 3-6, 6-12 and 12-18 months, with an envelope neckline and a three-snap leg closure for fast changes. “Slothing It Away” is for the champion napper, “Should've Been Napping” for the one who won't, and “Not Fast Not Furious” for the crawler taking the scenic route. More baby jokes live on our funny baby onesies page.

Slothing It AwayShould've Been NappingNot Fast Not Furiousfunny baby onesies
Laughing baby in the pink Slothing It Away baby onesie

For your favorite small weirdo

Funny t-shirts for kids, ready to gift

Funny t-shirts for kids make an easy birthday or just-because gift: pick the joke that matches what the kid won't stop talking about. Each shirt is made to order, and delivery usually takes 4 to 7 business days, so order 10 business days before the party. Holiday plans? See our kids Thanksgiving shirts and kids Christmas shirts.

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Weird runs in the family

Match your grown-up

Every kids design also comes in adult tees, hoodies and sweatshirts, so the whole family can wear the same joke in one photo. Shop funny shirts for women and funny t shirts for men.

funny shirts for womenfunny t shirts for men

The practical stuff

Frequently Asked, Reluctantly Answered

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Are the jokes on the kids' shirts kid-appropriate?

Yes. Kids' sizes only come on designs whose print is all-ages, so nothing on this page needs a parental advisory. The only thing your kid can get in trouble for is wearing it to dinner with ketchup.

Are graphic tees still popular with kids?

Yes. Graphic tees are still a kids' wardrobe staple, because they're easy to wear and let kids show what they're into. Ours lean on animals, snacks and puns instead of cartoon characters, so they don't go out of style with the next show.

What size funny shirt should I get for my kid?

Youth tees come in S to XL, toddler tees in 2T to 5T and baby onesies in 3-6, 6-12 and 12-18 months. Each product page has a size guide. When in doubt, size up; they grow while you're reading this.

Can I return a kids' shirt that doesn't fit?

Yes. Unworn, unwashed items can be returned within 30 days of delivery for a refund; email support@birchandbishop.com to start a return. Growth spurts happen. We get it.