dear santa, i can explain baby onesie
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There's a perfectly good reason. Probably.
“Dear Santa, I Can Explain” features a raccoon caught tearing open a present while Santa looks on. For raccoon fans, early gift openers, and anyone already drafting their explanation for the naughty list.
It was already open when I got here.
“Dear Santa, I Can Explain” features a raccoon caught tearing open a present while Santa looks on. For raccoon fans, early gift openers, and anyone already drafting their explanation for the naughty list.
It was already open when I got here.
A soft, lightweight cotton onesie designed for everyday comfort, with an envelope neckline and snap closure for easy changes.
Materials
• 100% ring-spun combed cotton
• Heather colors are 52% ring-spun combed cotton and 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 3.9 oz/y² (132.2 g/m²)
• Side-seamed construction
• Envelope neckline
• Three-snap leg closure
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