i'm claus-trophobic baby onesie
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PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
Three Santas. Zero personal space.
“I'm Claus-trophobic” features a nervous guy caught in a group hug with three Santas and looking for the nearest exit. A Claus-trophobic onesie for party dodgers, pun lovers, and anyone who prefers holiday greetings at arm's length.
Happy holidays, from over here.
“I'm Claus-trophobic” features a nervous guy caught in a group hug with three Santas and looking for the nearest exit. A Claus-trophobic onesie for party dodgers, pun lovers, and anyone who prefers holiday greetings at arm's length.
Happy holidays, from over here.
A soft, lightweight cotton onesie designed for everyday comfort, with an envelope neckline and snap closure for easy changes.
Materials
• 100% ring-spun combed cotton
• Heather colors are 52% ring-spun combed cotton and 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 3.9 oz/y² (132.2 g/m²)
• Side-seamed construction
• Envelope neckline
• Three-snap leg closure
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
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