SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear i'm claus-trophobic
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.

I'm Claus‑trophobic Classic Hoodie
$48

I'm Claus‑trophobic Sweatshirt
$40

I'm Claus‑trophobic Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

I'm Claus‑trophobic White Mug
$15
SEASON'S SNARKINGS
more holiday cheer. more attitude.
The rest of the Christmas crew, wrapped and ready.

Santa, I Know Him! Youth T‑Shirt
$25

Sleigh All Day Toddler T‑Shirt
$25

Baaah Humbug Tote Bag
$40

Bite Me White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
Three Santas. Zero personal space.
“I'm Claus-trophobic” features a nervous guy caught in a group hug with three Santas and looking for the nearest exit. A Claus-trophobic shirt for party dodgers, pun lovers, and anyone who prefers holiday greetings at arm's length.
Happy holidays, from over here.
“I'm Claus-trophobic” features a nervous guy caught in a group hug with three Santas and looking for the nearest exit. A Claus-trophobic shirt for party dodgers, pun lovers, and anyone who prefers holiday greetings at arm's length.
Happy holidays, from over here.
A soft, lightweight cotton tee with a relaxed fit made for all-day comfort and everyday adventures.
Materials
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit for extra comfort
• Side-seamed construction
• Pre-shrunk fabric
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Printed & Shipped
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.


















