Festive, mostly
Funny Christmas shirts for adults and the kids' table
Our funny Christmas shirts are made for holiday parties, family photos and gift exchanges: Santa puns, festive animals, sarcastic one-liners and a few cheeky ones for the grown-ups. Every design comes as a t-shirt, tank top, crop top, hoodie and sweatshirt, and more than half come in kids' sizes. Each one is printed in the USA when you order it.
Festive fauna
Christmas cats, reindeer and other festive animals
“Santa Claws”, “Merry-ish” and “Don't Get Your Tinsel in a Tangle” are for the cat people (shop all funny cat shirts for more). “Sleigh All Day” has a reindeer in sunglasses, “Nutcracker” is a bird with a walnut, “Baaah Humbug” is a sheep in a Scrooge top hat, and “Fleece Navidad” brings the wool puns.
Naughty list
Sarcastic Christmas shirts for grown-ups
“Bite Me” is an angry gingerbread man, and “Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal” puts a very real raccoon under the lettering. “Ya'll Ready for My Birthday” checks on the guest of honor, and “From the Windows to the Walls” is for the decorator who never stops. For the grown-ups' party, “Jingle Balls”, “Big Nick Energy”, “I Do It for the Ho's” and the rest of our inappropriate Christmas shirts are the cheeky ones, in adult sizes only.
Jingle all the way ✦ To the snack table
Ho ho hold on
Santa shirts for the naughty and the nice
“Santa, I Know Him!” is pure fan energy, “I'm Claus-trophobic” is for anyone squeezed into one too many holiday parties, “I'm Only Jolly on December 25th” keeps the cheer to one day only, and “What You Really Really Want” takes your wish list. In “Dear Santa, I Can Explain”, a raccoon gets caught mid-unwrap with Santa watching.
Pick your fit
Funny Christmas t-shirts
in every fit
Every funny Christmas t-shirt here comes in four styles. Everyday is soft cotton with a modern fit, Soft Cotton has a little more weight, Lightweight is the lightest of the four, and Oversized is thicker organic cotton cut roomy, with dropped shoulders. The same designs come as Christmas tank tops and Relaxed or Boxy Christmas crop tops, and the rest of our Christmas t-shirts are a click away.
Stay cozy
Christmas sweatshirts,
mugs and kids' tees
Every design also comes as a hoodie and a crewneck, so there's a Christmas sweatshirt for every party. For your coffee, see our Christmas mugs. Little ones can match in kids Christmas shirts, toddler tees and baby onesies. Office gift exchange? Try our funny gifts for coworkers.
When can you start wearing Christmas shirts?
The day after Thanksgiving is the usual starting line, and all of December is fair game. Early November works too if you can handle a few comments. We fully support early elf energy.
What's a funny shirt to wear to a Christmas party?
A pun everyone gets in two seconds, like “Fleece Navidad”, “Santa Claws” or “Sleigh All Day”. For the after-party crowd, the cheekier picks live on our inappropriate Christmas shirts page. Ugly sweaters are optional; being funny isn't.
Do your Christmas shirts come in women's styles?
Yes. Every Christmas design comes as a t-shirt in four styles, a tank top and two crop tops, plus hoodies and sweatshirts. Festive is a fit, not a gender.
When should I order a Christmas shirt?
Order at least 10 business days before you need it, so early December for most Christmas parties. Everything at Birch & Bishop is made to order, and delivery usually takes 4 to 7 business days from the order date. Santa has elves; we have a timeline.