Festive fleece
Christmas sweatshirts and hoodies
for every kind of festive
Our Christmas sweatshirts and hoodies put Santa puns, festive animals and a little holiday sarcasm on soft fleece. All 28 Christmas designs come as a crewneck sweatshirt, a Classic hoodie and a Relaxed Fit hoodie, each printed in the USA when you order it. Start with:
No hood needed
Christmas crewneck sweatshirts
Prefer no hood? Every design also comes as a crewneck sweatshirt. “Merry-ish” and “Baaah Humbug” are for the reluctantly festive, and “Fleece Navidad” is the cozy pun of the season. “Don't Get Your Tinsel in a Tangle” is a grumpy black cat losing a fight with the tinsel, and the rest of the cats live in our cat hoodies and sweatshirts.
Santa's watching
Santa sweatshirts and hoodies
“I'm Claus-trophobic”, “I'm Only Jolly on December 25th” and “Santa, I Know Him!” put Santa front and center. The Classic hoodie has a front pouch pocket and flat drawstrings. The Relaxed Fit hoodie has dropped shoulders, a lined hood and a looser cut, for the full couch-burrito effect.
After-party only
Funny Christmas sweatshirts for adults
Ten of our 28 Christmas designs are written for the adults' party, not the family photo. “Jolly AF”, “Nice Package” and “Let's Get Lit (Raccoon)” are the cheeky ones, and the full lineup lives on our inappropriate Christmas shirts page.
Pick your fit
Christmas sweatshirts
for women and men
Every Christmas sweatshirt and hoodie here is unisex and comes in S to 2XL, so the same designs work as Christmas sweatshirts for women and men. The crewneck is $40, the Classic hoodie $48 and the Relaxed Fit hoodie $58. The crewneck and the Classic hoodie run small, so order one size up. Shop Christmas sweatshirts for women or Christmas hoodies for men.
Coffee pairing
Match your sweatshirt
to your mug
Funny holiday sweatshirts make easy gifts, because they get worn all December. Pair one with our Christmas mugs for the full cozy morning, or add kids Christmas shirts so the little ones match. Looking for designs beyond Christmas? Shop all funny hoodies and sweatshirts.
What are the different styles of Christmas sweatshirts?
Christmas sweatshirts come as crewnecks, hoodies, quarter-zips and cropped cuts, decorated with prints, embroidery, sequins or knit-look patterns. Ours are the funny kind: a printed holiday joke on the front of a crewneck sweatshirt, a Classic hoodie or a Relaxed Fit hoodie. The pun does the sparkling.
Are your Christmas sweatshirts knit sweaters?
No. These are printed hoodies and crewneck sweatshirts, not knit sweaters. They're softer than your aunt's handmade reindeer one, and you can wash them without a prayer.
How do you wear a Christmas sweatshirt?
Wear it with jeans or leggings to a party or the office, and with pajama pants for everything after. A collared shirt underneath dresses up a crewneck, and the Relaxed Fit hoodie layers over a long-sleeve tee. Ugly sweater contests are fair game too, if the judges appreciate puns.
Is a Christmas sweatshirt a good gift?
Yes. A funny Christmas sweatshirt gets worn all December and every cold morning after, and crewnecks start at $40. Everything is made to order, so order at least 10 business days before you need it. The joke comes pre-wrapped.