funny christmas mugs

Christmas mugs for people who need coffee before they can be merry.
Santa, reindeer, cats and raccoons on white mugs and colored mugs.

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Christmas coffee mugs for every kind of merry

Our funny Christmas mugs put Santa puns, festive animals and a little holiday sarcasm on your morning coffee.
All 28 Christmas designs come on a white mug and a colored mug,
and each one is printed in the USA when you order it. Start with:

Merry menagerie

Cute Christmas mugs: Santa and friends

“I'm Claus-trophobic” and “Santa, I Know Him!” are for the Santa fans. “Sleigh All Day”, “Nutcracker” and “Baaah Humbug” are for anyone who'd rather drink with the reindeer, the birds and one very unimpressed sheep. Cat people get “Don't Get Your Tinsel in a Tangle” and the rest of our cat mugs.

Baaah Humbug white Christmas mug and Sleigh All Day red-rimmed Christmas mug on a coffee table

Grown-ups only

Funny Christmas mugs for adults

About a third of our Christmas mugs are for the grown-ups' table, so maybe not the office Secret Santa.
“Jingle Balls”, “Big Nick Energy” and “I Do It for the Ho's” are the cheeky ones.
The same jokes come on our inappropriate Christmas shirts.

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Ceramic Christmas mugs
in white or color

Both mugs are ceramic and printed on both sides. The glossy white mug comes in 11, 15 and 20 oz, starts at $15 and is dishwasher and microwave safe. The colored mug starts at $17 in 11 and 15 oz, with red, dark green, blue, pink or black on the rim, inside and handle (colors vary by design). The 20 oz white is the large Christmas mug for long mornings with the relatives. Looking for mugs beyond Christmas? Shop all funny mugs.

Stocking stuffers

Christmas mug gifts
for the coffee people

A mug is an easy stocking stuffer. Pair one with a Christmas sweatshirt for a gift that still works on the 26th. Shopping for the office? See our funny gifts for coworkers.

The practical stuff

Frequently Asked, Reluctantly Answered

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What are the different types of Christmas mugs?

Christmas mugs come in ceramic, porcelain, stoneware, glass and enamel, plus travel mugs, mug sets and novelty shapes like Santa heads. Ours are the funny kind: ceramic mugs with a holiday joke printed on both sides, in white or with a colored rim, inside and handle. The joke is the festive part.

Is a Christmas mug a good funny gift?

Yes. A funny Christmas mug is useful, easy to wrap and starts at $15, and every Christmas design comes on a white mug and a colored mug. It's the gift that gets used long after the tree comes down.

Will a Christmas mug fit in a stocking?

The 11 oz size is the easiest to tuck into a stocking; the 15 and 20 oz white mugs are better under the tree. Birch & Bishop recommends adding cocoa, because a stocking with just a mug is a little sad.

What can I put in a Christmas mug gift?

Hot cocoa mix, candy canes, mini marshmallows, a bag of good coffee, tea or a few cookies all fit inside a mug. Wrap it in tissue and tie a ribbon through the handle. Filling it with coffee every morning also counts.