zero clucks given sweatshirt
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In a fowl mood ✦ Do not ask about the menu
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Out of clucks. Not restocking.
“Zero Clucks Given” features a furious turkey-chicken mashup mid-squawk, with zero clucks given and zero interest in finding more. For the unbothered, the overbooked, and anyone who ran out of clucks sometime around the appetizers.
Zero. We checked.
“Zero Clucks Given” features a furious turkey-chicken mashup mid-squawk, with zero clucks given and zero interest in finding more. For the unbothered, the overbooked, and anyone who ran out of clucks sometime around the appetizers.
Zero. We checked.
A soft, cozy fleece sweatshirt with a substantial feel, made for cooler days and maximum comfort.
Materials
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
Please note: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
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