zero clucks given classic hoodie
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PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
Out of clucks. Not restocking.
“Zero Clucks Given” features a furious turkey-chicken mashup mid-squawk, with zero clucks given and zero interest in finding more. For the unbothered, the overbooked, and anyone who ran out of clucks sometime around the appetizers.
Zero. We checked.
“Zero Clucks Given” features a furious turkey-chicken mashup mid-squawk, with zero clucks given and zero interest in finding more. For the unbothered, the overbooked, and anyone who ran out of clucks sometime around the appetizers.
Zero. We checked.
A soft, cozy hoodie with an easy everyday feel, complete with a roomy pouch pocket and classic pullover design.
Materials
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
Please note: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
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A LITTLE CHAOS.
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