zero clucks given relaxed fit hoodie
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PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
Out of clucks. Not restocking.
“Zero Clucks Given” features a furious turkey-chicken mashup mid-squawk, with zero clucks given and zero interest in finding more. For the unbothered, the overbooked, and anyone who ran out of clucks sometime around the appetizers.
Zero. We checked.
“Zero Clucks Given” features a furious turkey-chicken mashup mid-squawk, with zero clucks given and zero interest in finding more. For the unbothered, the overbooked, and anyone who ran out of clucks sometime around the appetizers.
Zero. We checked.
A soft fleece hoodie with a relaxed unisex fit and dropped shoulders for an easy, laid-back feel.
Materials
• 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester fleece
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Dropped shoulders
• Lined pullover hood with no drawcord
• Kangaroo pocket in front
• Sleeve cuff ribbing
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
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A LITTLE CHAOS.
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